Yesterday, people were up in arms when reports surfaced that “Dez” Bryant was arrested in Miami. Â Given his troubled past, most people assumed it was Cowboys receiver Dez Bryant. Â However, that Dez Bryant was in Dallas at a 24 hour gym at the time of the reported arrest.
It turned out, it was actually Raiders defensive tackle Desmond Bryant who was arrested for criminal mischief in Miami. Â He allegedly showed up to a friend’s house wasted and caused a disturbance there. Â Yeah, clearly he was three sheets to wind (maybe closer to four). Â This has to go down as one of the greatest athlete mugshots of all time. Â Bryant is an unrestricted free agent and I am guessing that once GMs see this picture, he might need to start looking for a new career!








A) This guy looks like he swallowed his own neck
B) My hatred of Tony Romo once caused a bad situation at a Tony Roma’s rib joint, so I understand how this happens.